Just a thought: Why waste your life on too much sleep when you can have enough of it when you die? In short, BANGON NAh. Haha! Maayong buntag! Go MANNY!
Edwin Gutierrez, May 3, 2009
Sent during the day of the Hatton-Paquiao fight
A girl was caught by her mom cutting classes:
Mom: (Gisapak ang anak) Pak!
Anak: Why did you slap me!
Mom: I'm doing this because I love you!
Anak: (Gisapak ang mama) Pak! Pak!
Mom: How dare you slap me!
Anak: I just wanted to say I love you too!
Edwin Gutierrez, May 3, 2009
When you're up, your friends know who you are. But when you're down, you know who your friends are. A proven fact.
Edwin Gutierrez, May 3, 2009
(Mar Roxas, nakasakay sa sidecar)
Boy: "...ganito buhay sa amin, walang makain, walang pambili ng gamot..."
Mar: "Anak, itabi mo...
...Lagpas na ako!"
Hahaha!
Karlo Respicio, May 6, 2009
It's not the effort that makes a girl smile. It's the willingness of the guy to go through the effort of doing crazy things just to see her...Good day!
Rogelyn Donor, May 11, 2009
The purpose of Life is not just to live, but to have something worthwhile to live for. We only live once but if we live right, once would be enough.
Mary Anne Andicoy, May 15, 2009
Boy: Di na madayon atong kasal.
Girl: Ngano man!?
Boy: Imong kuya man gud...
Girl: Di noh! Nagustuhan gani ka ni kuya...
Boy: Mao gani, naka-like sad ko niya.
Edwin Gutierrez, May 18, 2009
Congrats. Your sim number won (Php 950,000.00) 2nd Prize winner. Draw last May 16, 2009. From: PGMA. Please call me now. I'm Attorney Tirzo M. Zulleta. Auditor of Charity Foundation
+639098738532, May 18, 2009
Figured out this was a scam (so don't worry about me)
Pedro: Pare, nakalimutan mo na bang may utang ka sa akin na Php 800?
Juan: Hindi pa Pare, pero bigyan mo pa ako ng konting panahon at...
makakalimutan ko rin yun.
Edwin Gutierrez, May 18, 2009
Bana: Day, kung unsay mahitabo human sa operasyon, ayaw pasagdi atong mga anak ha?I love you, Day.
Wife: Hilum diha. Ka OA nimo. Walay pay namatay sa tuli, pisota ka.
Edwin Gutierrez, May 18, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez, May 3, 2009
Sent during the day of the Hatton-Paquiao fight
A girl was caught by her mom cutting classes:
Mom: (Gisapak ang anak) Pak!
Anak: Why did you slap me!
Mom: I'm doing this because I love you!
Anak: (Gisapak ang mama) Pak! Pak!
Mom: How dare you slap me!
Anak: I just wanted to say I love you too!
Edwin Gutierrez, May 3, 2009
When you're up, your friends know who you are. But when you're down, you know who your friends are. A proven fact.
Edwin Gutierrez, May 3, 2009
(Mar Roxas, nakasakay sa sidecar)
Boy: "...ganito buhay sa amin, walang makain, walang pambili ng gamot..."
Mar: "Anak, itabi mo...
...Lagpas na ako!"
Hahaha!
Karlo Respicio, May 6, 2009
It's not the effort that makes a girl smile. It's the willingness of the guy to go through the effort of doing crazy things just to see her...Good day!
Rogelyn Donor, May 11, 2009
The purpose of Life is not just to live, but to have something worthwhile to live for. We only live once but if we live right, once would be enough.
Mary Anne Andicoy, May 15, 2009
Boy: Di na madayon atong kasal.
Girl: Ngano man!?
Boy: Imong kuya man gud...
Girl: Di noh! Nagustuhan gani ka ni kuya...
Boy: Mao gani, naka-like sad ko niya.
Edwin Gutierrez, May 18, 2009
Congrats. Your sim number won (Php 950,000.00) 2nd Prize winner. Draw last May 16, 2009. From: PGMA. Please call me now. I'm Attorney Tirzo M. Zulleta. Auditor of Charity Foundation
+639098738532, May 18, 2009
Figured out this was a scam (so don't worry about me)
Pedro: Pare, nakalimutan mo na bang may utang ka sa akin na Php 800?
Juan: Hindi pa Pare, pero bigyan mo pa ako ng konting panahon at...
makakalimutan ko rin yun.
Edwin Gutierrez, May 18, 2009
Bana: Day, kung unsay mahitabo human sa operasyon, ayaw pasagdi atong mga anak ha?I love you, Day.
Wife: Hilum diha. Ka OA nimo. Walay pay namatay sa tuli, pisota ka.
Edwin Gutierrez, May 18, 2009
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