Text Messages 27

Perfect description of trust:
Giving someone the ability to destroy you completely, but at the same time, being confident that they won't.
Mary Ann Andicoy, November 6, 2010

Two statements of wisdom in life:
1.) Before you say, "I can't", make sure you've tried.
2.) Before you believe others are better, show them the best.
Mary Ann Andicoy, November 10, 2010

Time is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost. So when someone spends it for you, it defines the depth of care they have for you.
Mary Ann Andicoy, November 14, 2010

Minsan gusto kong sabihin sa iyo, "Nasaan ka? Miss na kita. I-text mo ako! Sinong kasama mo?" Kaya lang natatakot ako na baka sabihin mo, "Wala akong time sa iyo."
Unknown number, November 20, 2010

Question: Bakit kadalasan nakikipag-break ang GF sa BF at BF sa GF?
Answer: 25367.5 X 2, try mo solve sa calculator at baliktarin mo.
Unknown number, November 20, 2010

Which way are you going to take? The left where there's nothing right? Or the right, where there's nothing left?
Mary Ann Andicoy, November 25, 2010

Ayaw mo kabalaka anang 2012 nga end of the world. Di na tinuod! Ang ebidensya? Naa koy tinapa diri sa amoa. Mu-expire, 2013 pa.
Edwin Gutierrez, November 26, 2010

Boy: Naay pilok natagak oh! Make a wish!
Girl: Hmmm...sana magkaroon ako ng maraming wishes!
(Shiiingggg!)
Natagak tanan pilok!
Duh!
Edwin Gutierrez, November 27, 2010

A bus full of ugly people met an accident. All of them died.
Before entering heaven, God gave them one wish.
The first said, "Make me handsome", and God did.
The rest followed with the same wish.
When it came to the last person, he was laughing.
God asked him, the man laughed and said, "Make them all ugly again!"
Mary Ann Andicoy, November 27, 2010

Huwag mo ako itulak. Baka hilain kita... at sabay tayong mahulog sa isa't isa.
Mary Ann Andicoy, November 28, 2010