Text Messages 32

In life, you will realize that the people you meet have a purpose. Some were put there to test you; some would use you; some would teach you; and some would bring out the better, if not, the best in you. Some may even cause you pain and heartache, but one must learn to move on. So let go of the people who cannot treat you right and hold on to those who love you back and see your worth. After all, it's touching people's lives.
Mary Ann Andicoy, May 22, 2011

Genie: Panga'u ug usa ka wish.
Dionisia: Sure? Gusto nako mu-gwapa ko!
Genie: Ablihi ang botilya.
Dionisa: Unya? Mu-gwapa nako?
Genie: Dili. Mobalik na lang ko sa botilya.
Edwin Gutierrez, May 21, 2011

TRIVIA:
You cannot say "Mmmmm" while holding your nose.





Hahahaha. Buhaton na niya ron.
Lisod noh?
Edwin Gutierrez, May 16, 2011

Stapler ka ba?
Kasi papel ako. Handang masaktan, madikit lang sa iyo.
Edwin Gutierrez, May 15, 2011

Juan: Pedro, bagsak na daw ka sa English?
Pedro: Who telled you?
Edwin Gutierrez, May 15, 2011

Mosley ug Pacquiao
Mosley: Wala man jud ko nimo taga-i ug chance oi. Imo mang gi-Pacquiao tanan.
Pacquiao: Kadaghan baya ko nihatag nimu'g chance. Wala jud nimo pahi-Mosley.

Mama: Juan, palit ug asin.
Juan: Dili ko, ngitngit na. Hadlok ko.
Mama: 'Yaw kabalaka. Kauban nimo imo angel.
Juan: Siya na lang sugua! Kami pa jud duha, para asin rah!
Edwin Gutierrez, May 12, 2011

Life is like riding a bicycle. You have to balance everything. And in order to maintain balance, you have to keep moving forward.
Mary Ann Andicoy, April 16, 2011