Text Messages 26

Intelligence can bring you to success but it's your attitude that keeps you there. Remember: Grades don't define a person, attitude does.
Unknown number, October 15, 2010

Customer: Day, papalita kog coke, kanang bugnaw.
Tindera: Maestro ka ser?
Customer: Dili, pulis ko.
Tindera: Maestro ka ser?
Customer: Dili lagi! Bungol ka ba?
Tindera: Dili ser, pasabot nako mosuyop ka bag stro. Maestro ka ba?
Edwin Gutierrez, October 15, 2010

Juan: Tag-ana unsay akong pinaka-nindot nga batasan. Nagsugod sa letter A.
Gorio: Aprotsabul.
Juan: Wrong.
Gorio: Adjastabul.
Juan: Sayup.
Gorio: Akumuditing.
Juan: Nisamot ka wrong.
Gorio: Unsa man diay uy?
Juan: Ang akong pinakanindot nga batasan...ANIST.
Mary Ann Andicoy, October 18, 2010

If we keep saying thank you to God and thank you to other people, someday the gates of heaven will open for us with the words, "You're welcome!"
Mary Ann Andicoy, October 19, 2010

Doctor: Misis, patay na imong bana, sorry.
Pasyente: (Nagtinga) Buhi pa kooo!
Asawa: Char! Ayaw pagbuot oi! Doctor na gud ang nagsulti. Piyong na diha!
Edwin Gutierrez, October 22, 2010

It takes a thousand brains to explain what love is.
But to know and feel love? Two hearts can do both.
Mary Ann Andicoy, October 24, 2010

Sometimes, we wish we could read the minds of other people. But I guess God did not give us that gift so can have the chance to trust and the privilege to be trusted.
Mary Ann Andicoy, October 26, 2010

Kung tanan niyang ginabuhat, ginahatagan nimo'g meaning, hapit na ka mahimong dictionary.
Mary Ann Andicoy, November 2, 2010

Some believe...in signs...serendipity...destiny...love at first sight...soul mates...eternal love! Kaya ayun...SINGLE!
Edwin Gutierrez, November 5, 2010

Single is not a status. It is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. True.
Mary Ann Andicoy, November 6, 2010