Hubog 1: Bay, hubog na kayo ko mura nag gadagan ang mga balay.
Hubog 2: Aw, bay, dili na lang ta manlakaw, huwaton na lang nato mu-agi ang imong balay. Ato na lang parahon.
Edwin Gutierrez
May 2, 2009
If the liar declares that he lied, is he telling the truth?
April 30, 2009
Mary Ann Andicoy
3 morning messages:
1.) In God’s eyes, Love is always present.
2.) In God’s heart, Forgiveness is always there.
3.) In God’s embrace, no one is ever alone.
April 30, 2009
Mama
Girl: Kahibalo ba ka na mura kag drugs?
Boy: (gikilig) Kay pangitaon jud ko nimo? Hehe.
Girl: Duh?! Dili uy! Makaguba kag kaugmaon!
April 29, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Teacher: Class, draw me a fish.
Class: Yes maám.
Teacher: Pedro, why is your drawing very dirty?
Pedro: Relax, maám, sinugba ni.
April 29, 2009
Mary Ann Andicoy
A newborn baby was laughing real hard with his tiny fist closed. The doctor unfolded his tiny fingers and found…the Birth Control Pill.
April 28, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
It’s really nice to wake up in the morning and then…sleep again!
April 28, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Juan: Bai, nakahimo kag assignment?
Tiago: La jud. Papel ra ako gi-pass kay lisod. Kaw?
Juan: Na, papel ra pud akong gi-pass.
Tiago: Patay, ingnon na pud tag nagkinupyahanay ani!
April 27, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Ma, akong uyab ba kay dili mutuo ug langit ug impiyerno.
Mama: Pakasli nak, patilawa ug langit. Ako nay bahala sa impiyerno!
April 27, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Guard: Hoy, bawal mamingwit diri! Wa ka kabasa sa babala? “No Fishing Please!”
Juan: Char! Ligoon ra gain nako akong pet worm.
April 27, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
To hear what is unspoken.
To see what is unseen.
To feel what is unreal.
It is a gift called…schizophrenia.
April 27, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
I see your face when I am dreaming…
That’s why I woke up screaming!
April 24, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Frog: What does my future hold?
Fairy: You will meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
Frog: Great! Will I meet her in a party?
Fairy: No. In a biology class.
April 25, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Wala daw kuryente ugma, 6pm to 5am, whole Mindanao, e-charge daan inyo cellphone ug pag-andam daghan kandila, paypay katol ug…Bunal sa nag-text ani kay nagbuot-buot. Hehe! I challenge you Pikachu!
April 23, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
A bus full of ugly people met an accident, all of them died. Before entering heaven, God gave them one wish. The first said: “Make me gorgeous.” And God did. The rest followed with the same wish. When it came to the last person, he was laughing. God asked him for his wish, the man said, “Make them all ugly again!”
April 21, 2009
Rogelyn Donor
Juan: Pre, pangarap kong sumweldo ng kalahating milyon kada buwan, gaya ng tatay ko.
Pedro: Wow! Pre, ganun kalaki sweldo ng tatay mo?
Juan: Hindi. Ganun din kasi pangarap niya.
April 18, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Confession
Man: Padre, nangawat ko og mga sapatos na reebok og nike.
Padre: Shhh…nay size 7 dira?
April 18, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Minsan sa ating buhay ay dumarating ang walang kwentang text.
April 18, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Teacher: Ok class! Drawing mo maski unsa klaseng isda.
Pupil: Yes maám!
Teacher: Pedro! Nganong gubot kaayo imong drawing?
Pupil: Ayaw pagbuot maám! Ginamos na!
April 18, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Siguro, minsan kailangan madapa.
Bakit?
Wala lang, char-char para cute! Sunod ligid-ligid na pud para igat!
April 18, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Lord hides Great Things in nothing. He hides a tree in a seed. He hides a savior in a baby. Aren’t you excited to see what He’s hiding in you? Be prepared for the big blessings
April 18, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Happy people are those who continuously evaluate and improve themselves. Unhappy people are those who continuously evaluate others. Stay happy.
April 16, 2009
Shiela Mandaguay
To those I have wronged, I ask forgiveness. To those I may have helped, I wish I did more. To those who helped me, I sincerely thank you. A Blessed Holy Week.
April 10, 2009
Rogelyn Donor
Let this Lent remind us that our life and material possessions are just Lent to us. We are all passers-by, pilgrims on the road. We bring nothing when we die, but leave behind the Love we have shared, the Hope we have given and the Goodness we have done. Have a Blessed Holy Week.
April 10, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
A Lenten message:
Understand when others won’t
Forgive when others can’t
Care when others don’t
Love despite hardships and pain
April 10, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Anak: (Grade 2)Nay, kuyaw among test ganina. Murag katong sa advertisement sa Colgate.
Nanay: Ngano man diay nak?
Anak: I got ZERO!
April 9, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Hubog 2: Aw, bay, dili na lang ta manlakaw, huwaton na lang nato mu-agi ang imong balay. Ato na lang parahon.
Edwin Gutierrez
May 2, 2009
If the liar declares that he lied, is he telling the truth?
April 30, 2009
Mary Ann Andicoy
3 morning messages:
1.) In God’s eyes, Love is always present.
2.) In God’s heart, Forgiveness is always there.
3.) In God’s embrace, no one is ever alone.
April 30, 2009
Mama
Girl: Kahibalo ba ka na mura kag drugs?
Boy: (gikilig) Kay pangitaon jud ko nimo? Hehe.
Girl: Duh?! Dili uy! Makaguba kag kaugmaon!
April 29, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Teacher: Class, draw me a fish.
Class: Yes maám.
Teacher: Pedro, why is your drawing very dirty?
Pedro: Relax, maám, sinugba ni.
April 29, 2009
Mary Ann Andicoy
A newborn baby was laughing real hard with his tiny fist closed. The doctor unfolded his tiny fingers and found…the Birth Control Pill.
April 28, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
It’s really nice to wake up in the morning and then…sleep again!
April 28, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Juan: Bai, nakahimo kag assignment?
Tiago: La jud. Papel ra ako gi-pass kay lisod. Kaw?
Juan: Na, papel ra pud akong gi-pass.
Tiago: Patay, ingnon na pud tag nagkinupyahanay ani!
April 27, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Ma, akong uyab ba kay dili mutuo ug langit ug impiyerno.
Mama: Pakasli nak, patilawa ug langit. Ako nay bahala sa impiyerno!
April 27, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Guard: Hoy, bawal mamingwit diri! Wa ka kabasa sa babala? “No Fishing Please!”
Juan: Char! Ligoon ra gain nako akong pet worm.
April 27, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
To hear what is unspoken.
To see what is unseen.
To feel what is unreal.
It is a gift called…schizophrenia.
April 27, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
I see your face when I am dreaming…
That’s why I woke up screaming!
April 24, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Frog: What does my future hold?
Fairy: You will meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
Frog: Great! Will I meet her in a party?
Fairy: No. In a biology class.
April 25, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Wala daw kuryente ugma, 6pm to 5am, whole Mindanao, e-charge daan inyo cellphone ug pag-andam daghan kandila, paypay katol ug…Bunal sa nag-text ani kay nagbuot-buot. Hehe! I challenge you Pikachu!
April 23, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
A bus full of ugly people met an accident, all of them died. Before entering heaven, God gave them one wish. The first said: “Make me gorgeous.” And God did. The rest followed with the same wish. When it came to the last person, he was laughing. God asked him for his wish, the man said, “Make them all ugly again!”
April 21, 2009
Rogelyn Donor
Juan: Pre, pangarap kong sumweldo ng kalahating milyon kada buwan, gaya ng tatay ko.
Pedro: Wow! Pre, ganun kalaki sweldo ng tatay mo?
Juan: Hindi. Ganun din kasi pangarap niya.
April 18, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Confession
Man: Padre, nangawat ko og mga sapatos na reebok og nike.
Padre: Shhh…nay size 7 dira?
April 18, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Minsan sa ating buhay ay dumarating ang walang kwentang text.
April 18, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Teacher: Ok class! Drawing mo maski unsa klaseng isda.
Pupil: Yes maám!
Teacher: Pedro! Nganong gubot kaayo imong drawing?
Pupil: Ayaw pagbuot maám! Ginamos na!
April 18, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Siguro, minsan kailangan madapa.
Bakit?
Wala lang, char-char para cute! Sunod ligid-ligid na pud para igat!
April 18, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Lord hides Great Things in nothing. He hides a tree in a seed. He hides a savior in a baby. Aren’t you excited to see what He’s hiding in you? Be prepared for the big blessings
April 18, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Happy people are those who continuously evaluate and improve themselves. Unhappy people are those who continuously evaluate others. Stay happy.
April 16, 2009
Shiela Mandaguay
To those I have wronged, I ask forgiveness. To those I may have helped, I wish I did more. To those who helped me, I sincerely thank you. A Blessed Holy Week.
April 10, 2009
Rogelyn Donor
Let this Lent remind us that our life and material possessions are just Lent to us. We are all passers-by, pilgrims on the road. We bring nothing when we die, but leave behind the Love we have shared, the Hope we have given and the Goodness we have done. Have a Blessed Holy Week.
April 10, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
A Lenten message:
Understand when others won’t
Forgive when others can’t
Care when others don’t
Love despite hardships and pain
April 10, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
Anak: (Grade 2)Nay, kuyaw among test ganina. Murag katong sa advertisement sa Colgate.
Nanay: Ngano man diay nak?
Anak: I got ZERO!
April 9, 2009
Edwin Gutierrez
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