Two babies were chatting inside the incubator:
Boy: Ba't ka pinanganak?
Girl: Ewan ko eh. Ikaw?
Boy: Ako? I was born to tell you "I love you".
- ang cheezy naman!
Edwin Gutierrez, September 13, 2009
Bana: Lav, ngano gahilak man ka?
Asawa: Huhu, swithart, ingon atong silingan akong dagway mura kuno'g iro!
Bana: Mga walay batasan! Gipaak unta nimo!
Edwin Gutierrez, September 13, 2009
Don't ever be angry on your friends because up to the last moments of life, what will hurt us are not the words of enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Mary Ann Andicoy, September 12, 2009
An airplane on its return flight suddenly encountered a turbulence. Oxygen bags started to be dispensed so all the passengers started to panic, except for one little boy who was playing with his PSP. They asked him why he was so calm and why he was not afraid to die. He answered, "My dad is the pilot." That's TRUST. If Jesus is the pilot of your life, there's no need to worry even when everything goes wrong.
Argyl Serrano, September 9, 2009
Don't waste your time searching. Instead, get busy by being the person everyone's looking for.
Argyl Serrano, September 8, 2009
Dear God,
Please take care of this person. Mabait naman yan kapag tulog. Doblehin niyo na lang po ang bantay ngayon kasi gising na yata. Amen
Edwin Gutierrez, September 7, 2009
There's no room for hate in a peaceful and loving heart.
Mary Ann Andicoy, September 7, 2009
"Every experience brings out something good." Good times become good memories, bad times become good lessons. You never lose; you only gain from life!
Mary Ann Andicoy, September 7, 2009
You don't drown by falling in the water.
You drown by staying in there.
Don't allow yourself to sink. Learn to swim with life.
Edwin Gutierrez, September 6, 2009
A turtle once told me that no matter how heavy his bearings are, it's God's choice to make him carry the luggage for it's the only way he will be protected.
Rogelyn Donor, September 5, 2009
Find time each day: to smile at your memories, laugh at your little mistakes, celebrate moments, and dance in the dreams you hold closest to your heart.
Faith Go, September 4, 2009
The faults you see in other's lives are often true in yourself. So help yourself to recognize your own hypocrisy. The better we know ourselves, the less we will criticize others.
Mary Ann Andicoy, August 31, 2009
The story of the textmates na mag-eyeball:
Girl: Magsul-ob kog Yellow blouse, ikaw?
Boy: I'll wear Green shirt.
At the coffee shop, ugly girl in yellow comes in but no guy in green. She approaches guy in red.
Girl: Excuse me, are you my textmate?
Boy: Ngeeh. Naka-green ba diay ko?
- Bright!
Edwin Gutierrez, August 30, 2009
Magkumare nag-uusap:
Lukresia: Sana di ko na isinama sa kabaong ni Kulas yung cellphone niya noong ilibing siya.
Puring: Bakit?
Lukresia: Nagtext siya, sabi, "Dito na me, where na you?"
Edwin Gutierrez, August 30, 2009
Although I am against obscenities, still, I have included this text joke because it made me laugh so hard.
Diary ng Panget:
Dear Diary,
I'm so happy, sakpan ko sa akong crush nagtan-aw niya! Iyo ko gipamalikasan. Kagwapo jud niya!
One time, iya ko gitukmod, dugo ako nose. Kay gituyo man jud nako siya ug bangga.Kilig kaayo ko! Hihihi, at least nagdikit mi.
Ngayo siya sa akong pic kay ipa-salvage daw ko niya. How sweet!
Ug ang pinaka-the best, ingon siya, "F--k you." Shucks! Na-horny ko!
Edwin Gutierrez, August 30, 2009
Lord, I entrust my friends to your never-failing care and love, knowing that what you can do for them is far better than what I can even pray for. Amen!
Mary Ann Andicoy, August 29, 2009
We spend 70% of our life waiting. The rest we spend on doing something we know will never last.
Kit Loma, August 29, 2009
"Words without actions are empty, while actions without words are confusing."
Rogelyn Donor, August 27, 2009
Don't try so hard looking for perfect partners or friends.It's just this simple, "Be with people who know how blessed they are when they have you."
Rogelyn Donor, August 27, 2009
No one is more secure than the one who is held in God's hands. Safety is not found in the absence of danger but in the presence of God.
Argyl Serrano, August 27, 2009
"No matter how our dreams may seem unreachable, dream them anyway. No matter how we have been hurt by the people we love, love them anyway. No matter how hard life is, live it anyway. No matter how our prayers seem unanswered, pray anyway."
Shiela Mandaguay, August 26, 2009
If you laugh really loud, talk spontaneously, and you don't care what your face looks like, you're probably with your real friends.
Edwin Gutierrez, August 25, 2009
Moving on is not about never looking back.It's taking a glance of yesterday and noticing how much you've grown since then.
Rogelyn Donor, August 25, 2009
You live. You breathe. You laugh. You cry. You scream.You suffer. You die. And somewhere in between - if you're lucky - you fall in love.
Edwin Gutierrez, August 25, 2009
Whoever touches our lives, leaves Heartprints of love, friendship, and joy. Thank you for being a Heartprint!
Argyl Serrano, August 25, 2009
Boy: Ba't ka pinanganak?
Girl: Ewan ko eh. Ikaw?
Boy: Ako? I was born to tell you "I love you".
- ang cheezy naman!
Edwin Gutierrez, September 13, 2009
Bana: Lav, ngano gahilak man ka?
Asawa: Huhu, swithart, ingon atong silingan akong dagway mura kuno'g iro!
Bana: Mga walay batasan! Gipaak unta nimo!
Edwin Gutierrez, September 13, 2009
Don't ever be angry on your friends because up to the last moments of life, what will hurt us are not the words of enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Mary Ann Andicoy, September 12, 2009
An airplane on its return flight suddenly encountered a turbulence. Oxygen bags started to be dispensed so all the passengers started to panic, except for one little boy who was playing with his PSP. They asked him why he was so calm and why he was not afraid to die. He answered, "My dad is the pilot." That's TRUST. If Jesus is the pilot of your life, there's no need to worry even when everything goes wrong.
Argyl Serrano, September 9, 2009
Don't waste your time searching. Instead, get busy by being the person everyone's looking for.
Argyl Serrano, September 8, 2009
Dear God,
Please take care of this person. Mabait naman yan kapag tulog. Doblehin niyo na lang po ang bantay ngayon kasi gising na yata. Amen
Edwin Gutierrez, September 7, 2009
There's no room for hate in a peaceful and loving heart.
Mary Ann Andicoy, September 7, 2009
"Every experience brings out something good." Good times become good memories, bad times become good lessons. You never lose; you only gain from life!
Mary Ann Andicoy, September 7, 2009
You don't drown by falling in the water.
You drown by staying in there.
Don't allow yourself to sink. Learn to swim with life.
Edwin Gutierrez, September 6, 2009
A turtle once told me that no matter how heavy his bearings are, it's God's choice to make him carry the luggage for it's the only way he will be protected.
Rogelyn Donor, September 5, 2009
Find time each day: to smile at your memories, laugh at your little mistakes, celebrate moments, and dance in the dreams you hold closest to your heart.
Faith Go, September 4, 2009
The faults you see in other's lives are often true in yourself. So help yourself to recognize your own hypocrisy. The better we know ourselves, the less we will criticize others.
Mary Ann Andicoy, August 31, 2009
The story of the textmates na mag-eyeball:
Girl: Magsul-ob kog Yellow blouse, ikaw?
Boy: I'll wear Green shirt.
At the coffee shop, ugly girl in yellow comes in but no guy in green. She approaches guy in red.
Girl: Excuse me, are you my textmate?
Boy: Ngeeh. Naka-green ba diay ko?
- Bright!
Edwin Gutierrez, August 30, 2009
Magkumare nag-uusap:
Lukresia: Sana di ko na isinama sa kabaong ni Kulas yung cellphone niya noong ilibing siya.
Puring: Bakit?
Lukresia: Nagtext siya, sabi, "Dito na me, where na you?"
Edwin Gutierrez, August 30, 2009
Although I am against obscenities, still, I have included this text joke because it made me laugh so hard.
Diary ng Panget:
Dear Diary,
I'm so happy, sakpan ko sa akong crush nagtan-aw niya! Iyo ko gipamalikasan. Kagwapo jud niya!
One time, iya ko gitukmod, dugo ako nose. Kay gituyo man jud nako siya ug bangga.Kilig kaayo ko! Hihihi, at least nagdikit mi.
Ngayo siya sa akong pic kay ipa-salvage daw ko niya. How sweet!
Ug ang pinaka-the best, ingon siya, "F--k you." Shucks! Na-horny ko!
Edwin Gutierrez, August 30, 2009
Lord, I entrust my friends to your never-failing care and love, knowing that what you can do for them is far better than what I can even pray for. Amen!
Mary Ann Andicoy, August 29, 2009
We spend 70% of our life waiting. The rest we spend on doing something we know will never last.
Kit Loma, August 29, 2009
"Words without actions are empty, while actions without words are confusing."
Rogelyn Donor, August 27, 2009
Don't try so hard looking for perfect partners or friends.It's just this simple, "Be with people who know how blessed they are when they have you."
Rogelyn Donor, August 27, 2009
No one is more secure than the one who is held in God's hands. Safety is not found in the absence of danger but in the presence of God.
Argyl Serrano, August 27, 2009
"No matter how our dreams may seem unreachable, dream them anyway. No matter how we have been hurt by the people we love, love them anyway. No matter how hard life is, live it anyway. No matter how our prayers seem unanswered, pray anyway."
Shiela Mandaguay, August 26, 2009
If you laugh really loud, talk spontaneously, and you don't care what your face looks like, you're probably with your real friends.
Edwin Gutierrez, August 25, 2009
Moving on is not about never looking back.It's taking a glance of yesterday and noticing how much you've grown since then.
Rogelyn Donor, August 25, 2009
You live. You breathe. You laugh. You cry. You scream.You suffer. You die. And somewhere in between - if you're lucky - you fall in love.
Edwin Gutierrez, August 25, 2009
Whoever touches our lives, leaves Heartprints of love, friendship, and joy. Thank you for being a Heartprint!
Argyl Serrano, August 25, 2009
1 comment:
You never send me messages, Pao. I wouldn't want to think it's because you're thoughtless. Nagkinuripot lang siguro ka noh kay lahi ta'g network?
Anyhoo, padalhi sad ko'g mga jokes panagsa beh. Hehe.
Mel
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