Quotes To Show Off

I have a new wall paper on my laptop (I now prefer spelling wallpaper as "wall paper". A personal quirk). It goes like this:

Quotes I place on my wall paper to make people think I am "deep"

Eat your veggies especially if you paid for them
Be neat and clean; it's the luxury of being civilized
Respect and honor women because your mother is one
Be heroic in your aims; it's stupid and more fun
Help people so they won't bother you again
Be a durian - hard outside, soft inside, yummy all over
Love. In the end, it's all that counts.
Look for God despite His silence
Steal other people's quotes whenever possible.