Text Messages 25

Whenever I have a problem, I just sing...then I realize my voice is worse than my problem. It's not all about the problem. It is how we deal with it.
Mark Salazar, September 9, 2010

If you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind goes when it wanders.
Mary Ann Andicoy, September 16, 2010

I pray for you to be blessed with: kusog ni Samson, kaalam ni Solomon, pailob ni Job, pagtuo ni Abraham, panlantaw ni Daniel, Kaisog ni David, ug kabuotan naku!
Mary Ann Andicoy, September 24, 2010

Nagdamgo ko kaganiha.
Break na daw mi!
Grabe jud naku hilak.
Pag mata nako, kalit ko nikatawa!
Kalimot ko.
Wala man diay koy uyab!
Edwin Gutierrez, September 25, 2010

'unsa ni?

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-pansit canton wa' pa naluto

kani kaha?

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-lata sa pringles natumba, nayabo.

kani, saman pud?

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-lima ka katol na.

kani, kabalo ka unsa ni?

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-PSP!

Kani, kani?

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-bala sa stapler.

kani?

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-top view sa tinidor.

Walay lingaw.
Edwin Gutierrez, September 25, 2010

Parrot said sa niagi nga Boy...
Parrot: Batig nawong!
Boy: Sulti pa ka ana usab patay jud ka!
Next day...
Parrot: Psst.
Boy: Unsa man?
Parrot: Kato gud. Hehehe.
Edwin Gutierrez, September 25, 2010

Girl: ABC
Boy: Huh?!
Girl: Always Be Careful.
Boy: Ahhh. And then?
Girl: DEFG. Don't Ever Forget Girl.
Boy: Forget that?
Girl: I'm HI- Happy Inlove.
Boy: So?
Girl: JKLM - Just Keep Loving Me
Boy: So how about NOPQRSTUVWXYZ???
Girl: (Nag-isip)- No Other Person Quite Reasonable Shall Treat U Very Well Xcept me, You'll see!
Boy: Saan ang Z?
Girl: Zzstoryahee!
Edwin Gutierrez, October 5, 2010

Ama: Nganong karon lang ka? Unsang oras na?
Bunso: Ha? Ako pa jud inyo pangutan-on na bag-o ra ko abot! May intawong dala-dala nako ang orasan? Kadako sa relo diha, la jud moy initiative na mutan-aw sa oras? Hulaton pa jud ko nimo?!
Ama: Aw...
Bunso: Yaw na! Naguba na akong mood. Matulog nako.
Ama: Ay, sorry nak.
Edwin Gutierrez, October 5, 2010

Do not say "I love you".
Instead, say, "I have been loving you".
-Present Perfect Progressive. Done in the past, continuing in the future. Good night.
Mary Ann Andicoy, October 10, 2010

Ten ways to love people...true and biblical:
1.) Listen without interrupting (Proverbs 18)
2.) Speak without accusing (James 1:19)
3.) Give without sparing (Proverbs 21:26)
4.) Pray without ceasing (Colossians 1:9)
5.) Answer without arguing (Proverbs 17:1)
6.) Share without pretending (Ephesians 4:15)
7.) Enjoy without complaining (Philippians 2:14)
8.) Trust without wavering (Corinthians 13:7)
9.) Forgive without punishing (Colossians 3:13)
10.) Promise without forgetting (Proverbs 13:12)
Mary Ann Andicoy, October 15, 2010