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08 July 2009

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When it rains, all birds fly for shelter but the Eagle alone avoids the rain by flying above the clouds. Problems are common to all, but attitude makes the difference.
Jeff De Leon, July 8, 2009

Anak: Nay! Nay!Unsay meaning anang "RIP" sa sementeryo?
Nanay: Dah! Anak pud oi!
Anak: Unsa lagi nay ba?
Nanay: Ku-an...kanang, "Return If Possible"...
Ate Cathy, July 7, 2009

Stages of growth and development.
3 to 8 years old: paramihan ng toys
9 to 18 years old: pataasan ng grades
19 to 25 years old: padamihan ng syota
26 to 35 years old: pagandahan ng asawa
36 to 45 years old: palakihan ng income
46 to 55 years old: padamihan ng kabit
56 to 70 years old: padamihan ng sakit
70 and above: pabonggahan ng libing
Unknown number, July 7, 2009

10 points for healthy living:
1.) More veggies, less meat
2.) More vinegar, less salt
3.) More fruits, less sweets
4.) Chew more, eat less
5.) More water, less soda
6.) More deeds, less talk
7.) More sharing, less desires
8.) More sleep, less worries
9.) More walks, less rides
10.) More laughter, less anger!
Ate Cathy, July 7, 2009

We humans have two great problems: the first is knowing when to begin; the second is knowing when to stop.- Paulo Coelho, The Zahir
Unknown number, July 5, 2009

As you observe the ricefield, you would notice which heads are bent and which ones stand up straight. Well, the empty heads are standing tall and high but the heads that are filled with grains are bending low. Indeed, the true great and strong people are humble and gentle. And they don't mind bowing low. Humility brings blessings.
Ronald Jalmasco, July 5, 2009

Friends may change and friendship evolves, but it will not truly end because friendship is not merely a one-time trip but a lifetime journey.
Ate Cathy, July 5, 2009

Day by day , we learn to grow. In growing, we learn to give. In giving, we learn to love and in loving, we learn the real essence of life.
Unknown number, July 4, 2009

Worry destroys our Thinking disrupts our Work destroys our Poise disfigures our Face. So get rid of it! Bible says: Why worry when you can pray?
Argyl Serrano, July 3, 2009

If you can't be a pencil to write anyone's happiness, then try at least to be a nice rubber to erase someone's sorrows.
Rogelyn Donor, July 3, 2009

The funny attitude of our friends is when pagmaka-uyab na, di na ta pang-replyan.
Edwin Gutierrez, June 27, 2009

Girl: Tingin mo ba 10 years from now, magkaibigan pa rin tayo?
Boy: Hmmm? 10 years? Malay mo...magka-apelyido na tayo.
Sobrang cheeeezy!
Edwin Gutierrez, June 27, 2009

Kung ang patak sa ulan kay Red Horse, mubaha pa kaya?
Edwin Gutierrez, June 27, 2009

Masakit ba ang ulo mo? Wala yan sa sakit ng ulo ng magulang mo sa iyo!
Edwin Gutierrez, June 24, 2009

Quotes from the greatest warriors:
I came. I saw. I conquered. - Julius Ceasar
I shall return. - Douglas McArthur
I will fight iniwan, iniwer, and initaym...you know. - Pacman
Edwin Gutierrez, June 24, 2009

Peep! Peep!
Padaplin mga walay load. Kay mo-agi ang Unlimited. Sakay mga All-Text. Kabit mga GaanText! Puyo mga busy...
Edwin Gutierrez, June 24, 2009

Anak: Tay, unsay english version sa utot?
Itay: Wind of change
Anak: Eh, kanang walay tingog?
Itay: Sound of silence
Anak: Kanang utot na naay kaubang igit?
Itay: Dust in the wind
Anak: Kanang wala tuyoa na utot?
Itay: Mao na ang gitawag nga Careless whisper
Edwin Gutierrez, June 21, 2009

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