Sharing some stuff from the book Zingers, Quips, and One-liners edited by Geoff Tiballs:
What we know about Osama Bin Laden is this: he's worth $300 million, he has five wives, and twenty six kids - and he hates Americans for their 'excessive' lifestyle.
It was reported today that Osama Bin Laden has fifty brothers and sisters, which absolutely shocked me because I had no idea he was Catholic.
With Osama dead, is the world a safer place? Probably not. But at least the rest of the world can move on, finally. Osama Bin Laden is now part of history.
What we know about Osama Bin Laden is this: he's worth $300 million, he has five wives, and twenty six kids - and he hates Americans for their 'excessive' lifestyle.
David Letterman
It was reported today that Osama Bin Laden has fifty brothers and sisters, which absolutely shocked me because I had no idea he was Catholic.
Conan O'Brien
With Osama dead, is the world a safer place? Probably not. But at least the rest of the world can move on, finally. Osama Bin Laden is now part of history.
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