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Osama Bin Laden

06 May 2011

Sharing some stuff from the book Zingers, Quips, and One-liners edited by Geoff Tiballs:

What we know about Osama Bin Laden is this: he's worth $300 million, he has five wives, and twenty six kids - and he hates Americans for their 'excessive' lifestyle.

David Letterman

It was reported today that Osama Bin Laden has fifty brothers and sisters, which absolutely shocked me because I had no idea he was Catholic.

Conan O'Brien

With Osama dead, is the world a safer place? Probably not. But at least the rest of the world can move on, finally. Osama Bin Laden is now part of history.

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