Text Messages 20

In life, we are given two gifts:
One is choice and the other is chance.
The choice of a good life and the chance to make it the best.
Ate Cathy, April 20, 2010

Good friends are those care without hesitations, who remember without limitations, and who remain the same even without communication.
Mary Ann Andicoy, April 22, 2010

Sometimes, we find ourselves feeling incomplete, longing for something we cannot explain. And we are caught in the middle going anywhere. Weird isn't it? But that's the beauty of being human. It is knowing that there is a purpose for each existence and whatever that may be, it is also the reason why we still wake up breathing each day to discover the missing piece of the puzzle that would make our lives complete. Reserve a reason to smile, always.
Mark Salazar, April 29, 2010

Nanay: Wow, ang sipag ng anak ko. Mabuti yan, nagtatanim ka. Bakit mo naman naisip na magtanim sa harap ng bahay natin?
Anak: A huge wave of zombies is approaching.
Edwin Gutierrez, April 30, 2010

Lalaki: Yaw na paghilak. Andam ko manubag sa mahitabo nato. Adto ta sa inyo. Mananghid ta magpakasal.
Babae: Maayo lagi untag mosugot akong bana!
Edwin Gutierrez, May 1, 2010

Tongue Lung is a word used to tell a person to wait on a particular place.
Example: Bai, tongue lung kay sunduon tika gawas sa inyo gate ha? Tongue lung didto ha?
Edwin Gutierrez, May 5, 2010

Anak: Tay, tingnan mo abs ko. 6 pack yan, 'tay!
Tatay: Wow! Machong macho anak ko ha! Nag-gigym ka ba?
Anak: Hindi 'tay...Belly dancing po!
Edwin Gutierrez, May 5, 2010

Girl: Ang pagmamahal ko sa iyo ay parang Lady's Choice.
Boy: Wow! Talaga? Bakit?
Girl: Isipin mo na lang meron pa.
Edwin Gutierrez, May 5, 2010

Boy: Hulog ka ba ng langit?
Girl: Saba jah! Karaan na kaayo nang linyaha.
Boy: Nalumping man gud imong nawong.
Dili lagi mag-assume.
Edwin Gutierrez, May 5, 2010

Dabawenyo nisakay ug jeep.
Nibayad.
Few minutes,
Pasahero: Manong, change?
Driver: Change? What for? We have the best!
Edwin Gutierrez, May 8, 2010

Boy: Kabalo ka mura kag electric fan?
Girl: Kabalo nako ana. Kay ako lagi ang naghatag ug hangin sa imong kinabuhi?
Boy: Baga kag nahong. Mura kag electric fan kay hanginun kaayo ka!
Edwin Gutierrez, May 8, 2010

Naiisip mo bang naiisip ko B1?
Ang bastos mo B2!
Edwin Gutierrez, May 8, 2010