Text Messages 29

Mga bagay na ikaiinis mo...
Minor subject na feeling major.
Ipis na ayaw mamatay-matay.
Battery low.
Magsyotang naglalandian sa harap mo.
Tagged photos na wala ka namang pakialam.
Refrigerator na tubig lang ang laman.
Pinsan na sumbungero.
Load na mahirap i-unli.
Classmate mong sipsip.
Pasahero na ayaw i-abot ang bayad mo.
at Chain message na wapakels kung mamatay ka pag di mo na-send sa 25 na tao.
Edwin Gutierrez, January 6, 2011

We don't have everything to enjoy life.
But we have life to enjoy everything.
Always choose to see the nice things.
Life is happier that way.
Mary Ann Andicoy, January 8, 2011

If Cinderella's glass slippers fit perfectly, then why did it fall off along the way?
Maybe it speaks about one important thing:
Igat jud siya! Bilin-bilin aron gukoron!
Si little mermaid, gusto magka-legs aron makabilangkad!
Si sleeping beauty pa, tulog-tulog aron lamutakon!
Si snow white pa, patay-patay aron kamangon!
Kabantay mo? Puro inigat ang gitudlo sa fairy tales!
Edwin Gutierrez, January 9, 2011

GF: When man ta magpakasal?
BF: Asa man nimo gusto magpakasal? Sa pari o sa huwes?
GF: Natural, sa imo! Ihatag man nuon ko sa lain!
Edwin Gutierrez, January 9, 2011

Dili tanan party, malipayon - 3rd party (Ngeek)
Dili tanan 13, dimalas - 13th Month Pay (Yehey)
Dili tanan negative, makapaguol - Pregnancy Test (Whew)
Dili tanan positive, ikalipay - HIV positive (Araay)
Dili tanan hinog, masustansiya - Mata'g Tiki (Eowww)
Mary Ann Andicoy, January 10, 2011

Girlfriend texted Boyfriend.
GF: Han, I cheated. Sorry!
BF: Wow. Really? Me, too. With your best friend so patas na tayo.
GF: Huh?! Sa akong exam uy. Peste ka! Bulag nata!
Mary Ann Andicoy, January 15, 2011

Kinder boy: Can I kiss your hand?
Kinder girl: Why? Is there anything wrong with my lips?
Meet the new generation.
Edwin Gutierrez, January 23, 2011

Na miss taka...



is the common words used if naay maka-kita nimo nga gikan ka sa lugar nga nag-pista.
Na miss taka?
Mary Ann Andicoy, February 5, 2011

Happiness is not something you have in your hands. It's something you carry in your heart. Give it away generously and it will return to you a trillion fold.
Ate Cathy, March 1, 2011

Women always worry about the things Men forget.
Men always worry about the things Women remember.
Reggie Torino, March 1, 2011