Text Messages 22

Mag-uyab ga-date:
Boy: Naa nabay nag-sulti nimo nga gwapa ka?
Girl (Kigilik): Wala. Ikaw pa.
Boy: Niingon diay ko? Nangutana ra man ko.
Edwin Gutierrez, May 23, 2010

Bob Ong versus Juan Tamad:
Ang Love...
Bob Ong: Parang elevator lang yan. Ba't mo pagsisiksikan sarili mo kung wala nang pwesto para sa iyo. Meron namang hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.
Juan Tamad: Mapuno man ang elevator, sigurado namang babalik din yun at darating din ang panahon na makakasakay din ako. Ba't ko ipipilit ang sarili ko sa hagdan, mas nakakapagod naman yun kaysa sa paghihintay.
Mary Ann Andicoy, June 6, 2010

Shakespeare said:
When you start caring about yourself, you start loving somebody but when you start caring about others, somebody start loving you.
Mary Ann Andicoy, June 7, 2010

I don't believe that laughing has always been the best medicine. Because I know that sometimes, ang buang wala man naayo sa sigeg katawa! Hastang...
Edwin Gutierrez, June 7, 2010

Sometimes, you just can't have what you want when you want it. But it doesn't mean you can never have it. Everything takes place at the right time. It's not No. It's just not Now.
Ate Cathy, June 12, 2010

Minsan, ang pagkukulang ay wala na sa nagbibigay kung di sa isip na lang ng taong binibigyan
Mary Ann Andicoy, June 12, 2010

Teacher: Use fog and shore in a sentence.
Pedro: There's a fog in the sea shore.
Teacher: Very good! Ikaw, Juan?
Juan: Gwapa ka Ma'am? Fog shore ui!
Edwin Gutierrez, June 13, 2010

Kapag maraming hadlang sa landas na gusto mong pasukin, kapag lahat ay nakakabangga at sumasalubong sa iyo, huwag kang magtaka. Exit yan. Dun ka sa entrance. Pasaway ka.
Mary Ann Andicoy, June 14, 2010

Hindi ako mayaman para bilhin ang kahapon pero handa akong utangin ang bukas para makasama lang siya maghapon.
Mary Ann Andicoy, June 14, 2010

7 colors make a rainbow.
7 chords make a music.
7 days make a week.
7 continents make the world.
And 7 beautiful letters make us...
FRIENDS.
Mary Ann Andicoy, June 14, 2010