Text Messages 28

Wondering why falling stars don't make your wishes come true?
It's because the person whom you wished for was also wishing for another one.
Obviously, not you. Ouch.
Mary Anne Andicoy, December 12, 2010

Love is an untamed force. When we try to control it, it destroys us. When we try to imprison it, it enslaves us. When we try to understand it, it leaves us lost and confused.-Paulo Coelho, The Zahir.
Mary Anne Andicoy, December 5, 2010

Ilang araw na lang, Pasko na. Have you said sorry sa mga taong nasaktan mo?
Have you said thank you sa mga taong nag-aalaga at nagmamahal sa iyo?
I'll start with you. Sorry kung may nagawa man akong mali o nasabi na nakasakit sa kalooban mo. Thank you sa mga nagawa mong mabuti at sa mga nasabi mong nakapagbibigay ligaya sa akin. Now, hope na maramdaman mo yung pagmamahal ko para sa iyo. Advance Merry Christmas:)
Unknown number, December 6, 2010

Pedro in war with MILF:
Pedro: Surrender na mo!
MILF: Mu-surrender lang mi kung ma-spell nimo ang ceasefire!
Pedro: Padayun ang giyera! Dugmokon sila! Padalhan mo nakog chrysanthemum sa inyong lubong!
MILF: Spell chrysanthemum?!
Pedro: Ingon ko rose! Patay kung patay! Wala lay spellingay!
Edwin Gutierrez, December 12, 2010

Masarap magmahal ng dalawa. Isa, mahalaga. Isa, pinapaasa. Pag wala ang isa, pwede sa isa. Pero what if mawala sila pareho? Hahanap ka pa ba? O haharapin mo na lang ang salitang, "Dapat pala tatlo sila." LOL.
Edwin Gutierrez, December 13, 2010

Prayer sa bata: Lord, Lord, unta si Jose Rizal na lang ang nagpatay ke Magellan. Unta lang jud Lord. Amen.
(Nadunggan siya sa iyang tatay)
Tatay: Ngano diay to nak?
Bata: Mao man gud ako answer sa exam, tay!
Mary Anne Andicoy, December 19, 2010

Today, I realized that in the absence of presents and packages, the best Christmas gift you can give someone is still your yourself. So if you didn't get anything from me, don't worry because you're in for something better. Hope you had a meaningful Christmas day. Thank you for being a gift to me, and let's all continue being a gift to others.
Melissa Penaflor, December 26, 2010

Lady went into a car store and saw the most beautiful car and bent over to touch the upholstery when unexpectedly, nakautot siya. Trying to cover up, she asked:
Dong, pilay presyo ani?
Salesman: I'm sorry to say, kung nakautot ka paghikap pa lang gani, makaigit jud ka kung makadungog ka sa presyo.
Mary Anne Andicoy, December 31, 2010

I am what I am today because of the things that God has allowed me to experience and the people that He has blessed me with. Thank you for being an instrument of God's love and faithfulness in my life. Praying for you a blessed and fruitful 2011! God bless you always.
Leo Gimeno, January 1, 2011

Sabi ng baboy sa lechonero:
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn but that's all right because I love the way it hurts.
Mary Anne Andicoy, January 2, 2011